I don't have a life of my own and must live vicariously through the lives of other people.
If I have you "friended", don't feel obligated you have to "friend" me back. If you want, woo hoo!, but don't feel you have to. And if you do friend me and find out I'm not the person whom you thought I was, feel free to unfriend me. You won't hurt my feelings. Honest. :-)